Total Medals Earned: 965 (From 286 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,665 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/245 points)
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (200/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Kill 100 zombies
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/445 points)
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!
A blind man driving?
Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.
Be aware: noise attracts the beast!
Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.
You gotta a good aim for a blind man.
You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.
Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.