Total Medals Earned: 987 (From 295 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (60/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/155 points)
complete the tutorial.
Complete a Level
Get a 5x combo
Get a 10x combo
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/440 points)
Killing your first sperm
Having your first baby
Number of your unit destroyed: 100
Complete the first playthrough
Kill 1000 sperm
Complete the second playthrough
Number of your unit destroyed: 1000
Complete the third playthrough
Kill 10000 sperm
Got twins!!
Complete the 4th playthrough
Just buy this badge to unlock...
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/395 points)
Finished Level 1
Finished Level 2
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/240 points)
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Obtain the Gun.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.